Someone doesn't know how to take pictures. Oh well. I GOT TO SIT NEXT TO HOMER SIMPSON!
The number one movie of this summer.
LOL 7:53 AM
I was going to write a big rant about being screwed over but instead, I'll just put it in 9 words: I have an inconsiderate cousin and a stupid mother. I'm sry, but it's tru. ;(
I gave my support to a small local band show outside the house of a member in
Social Control.
Here's a picture of What An Honor performing --
The band I used to be in. ;(
Fun Week 04/27/07
8:19 PM
I finally submitted a few job applications. Go me. I had a pretty interesting weekend. I
can't imagine how interested you are in my weekend so I'll just sum up a bit of what I've
done:
Beverages with boba, sneaking into movie theatres and discovering Captain Planet's shoe
when I went to a shoe store.
I went to take a test at this middle school to get some high school credits and I
couldn't help but notice the "HANDS OFF" Policy.
No karate? Well, at least it doesn't say anything about ninja stars or raping.
I went to an arcade with old school video games like Tron, Paperboy and Mario.
You don't know about Deez Nutz. I mean, Dee's Donuts LOL LMAO! Pretty good donuts.
Yup, those are the highlights of my week. Enjoy!
Just Shit 04/22/07
9:22 PM
My mom is one of those pack-rat trash collectors. It's sickening when your living room is actually a storage room for
old, broken, dusty artifacts that are never used or noticed around the house. Friday was the day I proposed a swift,
orderly change; Death Cab style... I'm going to get rid of this shit.
Every weekend, possibly Thursday-Sunday, I will be having yard sales. Any of you local homies interested in selling some
shit are welcome to come down and sell shit with me. Tell your friends. This will be an event of a lifetime.
Dog Shit 04/19/07
5:23 AM
If I couldn't leave my house for a long period of time without XBOX Live and iTunes, lived in a two-story house
with a lot of windows and had two sets of binoculars, I'd probably take advantage of that -- just like Kale did.
The story wasn't slow at all; it went right to the point from the beginning. One thing I noticed is that Shia
LaBeouf spits a lot when he talks. I even noticed a little saliva on Aaron Yoo's chin after LaBeouf
yelled at him.
I convinced my nephew to join me in watching Disturbia. He was iffy at first because he thought it would be a scary
movie, but I told him to think of it as Even Steven's, except with a serial killer living next door -- or Holes,
except a serial killer digs holes for bodies instead of finding treasure -- or Transformers, except without
transformers.
I can't wait until that 4th installment of the Indiana Jones Adventures staring Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeouf
comes out.
Low Budget 04/18/07
5:01 AM
Yo I'm broke, so if you would be so kind as to click on my Google ads or signing up for Treasure Trooper, Gaming Lagoon, or
Cash Lagoon, that would be awesome. Signing up for those sites really work, that's why I advertise them. I luv u.
Tim's Stand Up 04/17/07
6:47 PM
This is a video of me doing stand up comedy for the 2nd time -- 1st time at Pounder's Sports Bar.
This video was to see my flaws and notice what I could improve on.
Here's where I messed up:
1. Not use the mic stand that I adjusted 2. I say 'like' too much 3. I move around unnecessarily 4. I didn't wait for the audience to finish laughing 5.I'm not funny
I also started sounding like Tek G for a second. Oh yeah, I sound too young to be in that bar. Also, I'm 17. I have a lot
to work on. Oh well. Tell me what you think. :')
Waking Up 04/16/07
5:02 PM
I can't wake up in the morning. My room mate breaks into my room and turns off my alarm clocks. Thanks. I'm not the only one
that has problems waking up in the morning so I thought of a way we could start waking eachother up:
Nothing like a vacuum tube in your face to start the day. You probably think this is stupid, but lack of sleep makes anything
funny, especially to the people that were in the room watching.
Going-Away Party 04/15/07
3:47 PM
It's hard to take good pictures with a RAZR. Anyway, Friday was the fat bisexual black republican's
(Hunter's) going-away party. It wasn't like his usual parties with 40 guys and 5 girls; there
was also a keg and a DJ -- but wait! There's more! How many going-away parties does this guy need?
Well, last night, he had another, and probably last, party in Las Vegas. It was lingerie party,
but it was still a Hunter party, so that means 40 guys and 5 girls. Not so fun.
I don't believe in karma, but I guess it bit him in the ass for being a creepy bastard and he
lost his job and some of his friends, so he plans on starting a new life in Los Angeles. I
guess his 'past-lives' were pretty fucked up as well, as he doesn't even go by his real name.
There's too much to explain and I know that no one reads this so I won't bother.
Anyway, Not only is Hunter leaving, but so is a friend, Aaron. First time I got high was with
you, buddy. We'll miss you. :'( lololol
Permanent Insomnia 04/13/07
2:37 PM
I'll never be able to sleep early and wake up early like everyone else. I'm a failure. Speaking of failure, I saw the movie
300 earlier. Just kidding, 300 was a great movie. Anyway, remember that sex scene? I guess that's how Spartans invented
doggy style. Hopefully he used a Trojan. Ha ha ha.
Tomorrow, I'll be movie-hopping my way through the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie, Disturbia (because Shia LaBeouf is awesome), and
that Quentin Tarantino Grindhouse movie.
I had an wonderful time with the girl that came down to Vegas to see me. I also had an awesome time staying in her hotel
room. We both felt safe with the NO MOLESTE sign that hung on our doorknob. I'm broke now, but at least I've been eating
real food and not wasting my time at my computer like I am now. Usually I eat fast food but while she was here, I enjoyed
50's style Diner food, calamari from the Rain Forest Cafe at MGM, and a Nascar Cafe Philly cheesesteak. Ya, I'm a fat ass.
Here I Rant 04/10/07
1:55 PM
I've been hanging out with a friend from out of town. We met on Habbo, LoL. Ya, she's staying at the Stratosphere and I'm
keeping her company.
Today I had to go to a dentist appointment so I rushed myself getting ready and called my house several times. No one answered,
so I rode my bicycle (shut up) from Stratosphere to my house. That approximate 3 miles was a pain in the ass because I was
riding uphill the whole way so I got pretty exhausted when I got home.
My step dad was there the whole time and the asshole didn't even answer the phone. I got ready and biked all the way up to my
house for nothing because he told me he canceled the appointment because he couldn't get ahold of me.
Fucking bitches, my teeth hurt.
What's up Widget 04/06/07
2:25 PM
Yo, my friend Danielle has an online store on Etsy, the home made market place, with her friend
Mike. She has some really girly accessories like bows, bags and what not. If you want to, you can
show your support by gettin' a cute little bow or bag. Dudes, get it for that special someone,
because nothing says love like cotton, polyester and satin. YES.
Ya, Got my Cell Phone Back 04/04/07
3:37 AM
I just got my cell phone back up and I'm thinking it was the right time, even though it took three weeks because
today I received a call from my friend that had an emergency and needed help and I was managed to be there. Same
night, I received another call from a friend I haven't spoken with for six months and we got to reunite in his
house along with a lot of other old friends. Hit me up so I can feel even more special.
Not so Extreme 04/01/07
3:45 AM
Extreme thing sucked this year. A couple friends and I were managed to get in for free
though with our Xenergy shirts. I'm sunburnt now. Yay. The lead singer of Escape the
Fate was being a little bitchy. He wanted to kick a couple out of the event because they
'touched his friend' or something.
I left the Extreme Thing event early and hung out at Taco Bell with a couple friends for
awhile. I felt like I was at Toys R Us because the kids there were being beyond obnoxious.
This group of scene skater kids raging from 10-years-old to 16-years-old brought Carl's Jr.
to Taco Bell, intentionally made a mess all over the floor and were yelling and shouting.
One group of scene skater kids were making loud noises trying to be funny and started
trouble with another group outside because of how annoying they were.
Anyway, after the little kick back at the black bisexual republican's house, several friends
and I went to a park to drink and smoke for a bit. Fun stuff. And today I perform at Boomer's
Bar & Grill. :')
If I couldn't leave my house for a long period of time without XBOX Live and iTunes, lived in a two-story house
with a lot of windows and had two sets of binoculars, I'd probably take advantage of that -- just like Kale did.
The story wasn't slow at all; it went right to the point from the beginning. One thing I noticed is that Shia
LaBeouf spits a lot when he talks. I even noticed a little saliva on Aaron Yoo's chin after LaBeouf
yelled at him.
It's hard to take good pictures with a RAZR. Anyway, Friday was the fat bisexual black republican's
(Hunter's) going-away party. It wasn't like his usual parties with 40 guys and 5 girls; there
was also a keg and a DJ -- but wait! There's more! How many going-away parties does this guy need?
Well, last night, he had another, and probably last, party in Las Vegas. It was lingerie party,
but it was still a Hunter party, so that means 40 guys and 5 girls. Not so fun.
I'll never be able to sleep early and wake up early like everyone else. I'm a failure. Speaking of failure, I saw the movie
300 earlier. Just kidding, 300 was a great movie. Anyway, remember that sex scene? I guess that's how Spartans invented
doggy style. Hopefully he used a Trojan. Ha ha ha.
