Tight With Keylogging 08/23/07
7:01 AM
Damn. I've been through a lot lately. I've been working, partying, witnessed a high-speed chase and using Habbo. Lol again yo. I couldn't help but write about it. I haven't had an update in awhile.
FRIENDS
Everyday I get a message on my console saying something along the lines of, "THERES NO SUCH THING AS FRIENDS ON HABBO."
I suppose they're right and wrong. Meeting someone that could be a true friend, from Habbo, is like finding a needle in a barn full of haystacks. I thought I've found some, but it never lasts. They end up screwing you or someone you know over and it just ruins everything.
For example, I befriended a girl that everyone knows in the community and is seen as a good person. It turns out that she keylogs people's computers so she can get their Habbo passwords in order to steal their furniture.
Not only that, but other people are in on it and they share the furniture and make money from it.
We were so close, that we shared an account with our furniture and it ended up "being stolen by Steven." With all that furniture she's stealing back, I'd figure she'd have the heart or whatever to reimburse me from what she probably took from me.
Whatever. Habbo Hotel. Where else?
My Baby 08/05/07
9:58 AM
I got to spend some quality time with old friends all at once. It was like a reunion. We had an early breakfast and went bowling Thursday night. That morning, I got my car. It's a '92 Honda Accord. I can't wait until it's insured and registered. I'll be out of the house soon enough.
THX WATERWORKS 07/29/07
5:09 PM
Either I'm lucky, or I'm just an asshole. Yesterday, I saw $20 on one of the tables, at Wireless Toyz, and I just took it. At work, later that day, someone paid me $20 thinking it was $5, so I ended up pocketing $35 yesterday. Come to think of it, I don't believe in luck, so I guess I'm an asshole.
Anyway, today, I used that money to get my mom's car detailed at WaterWorks. While I was waiting, I was using the internet inside the cafe. I was on Timsticle.com, a guy noticed and seemed fascinated by my work. He happens to be a DJ for the Ghostbar at the Palms. He said he'd be able to give me some work, so I'm pretty excited.
I should browse my website in public more often. Ha.
More Videos/Pictures 07/27/07
10:55 AM
I already wrote this blog, but somehow, the pictures I uploaded and the blog I wrote disappeared. That's really strange, but whatever. Anyway, I want to finish this site as soon as possible, but I've been really busy lately. I work at Burlington Coat Factory 30-40 hours a week, I'm a keyboardist/vocalist for a local band, I'm in the process of setting up a venue for comedy shows, I'm contemplating on what the layout should look like for VegasIsGay.com and FCUKVegas.com -- I'm just pretty preoccupied.
Speaking of layouts, the Service page will be done pretty soon, and it will show you more of what I have to offer and why you should pick me out of any other website service. My team and I are trained professionals and we know what we're doing. Take a look at the staff:
See? From these pictures you can tell that we are trained professionals. If you are looking for a staff of friendly, fast-paced workers to create graphics and websites for you and wrestle in the middle of your office, then contact Timsticle today!
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Yeah those are actually people I've worked for. Anyway, when I get bored, I like to test the durability of my car's bumper and windshield.
7/25/07
These videos prove how sturdy and strong they are. Sometimes I feel like my car is so strong and powerful, that I show people what's up by racing them.
5/23/07
This is a good example of why cell phone use while driving is illegal. Taunting a guy I'm racing while recording him on my cellphone and not paying attention to the road could get me in an accident.
Speaking of accidents, I got myself in one a few days ago. It was raining pretty heavy and I was at a ramp on a freeway with 4 other passengers. My cars tires are worn out so when I turn in water, I usually drift. I was going 30 mph towards the ramp, and when I turned the wheel, the car kept going straight. The car went off of the curve, over the curb and almost hit a cement wall. I was so lucky that there were no vehicles behind me and that there was no visible damage to the vehicle.
I'd rather witness accidents, not be in them, because the government usually pays me for witnessing them and making reports on them. We have a lot of screwed up drivers out here. I saw a Mustang go under a bus because the guy in the Mustang didn't want to slow down for the bus that was pulling out in front of it. I've seen a kid on drugs rear end a female motorcyclist and drunk drivers driving on the wrong side of the road, hitting light poles and crashing against brick walls. Last night, before I went to see The Simpson's Movie, I saw a hit and run accident involving a taxicab that was knocked over to it's side.
SPOILER:
Everyone dies in that movie. Sorry.
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Not really. It was actually a lot better than I thought it would be, but why not right? The movie took, what? Over 10 years to make? The best part of the movie, is when Ralph Wiggum says, "I like men now," after seeing Bart Simpson skateboard naked. The people I watch movies with seem so eager to leave the theatre right when the credits are rolling, only to stand in the lobby to think of what to do next, when they could still be sitting in the theatre, not only contemplating what to do next, but watching what most people miss.
I stayed until the end of the credits for The Matrix: Reloaded and saw the sneak peak at The Matrix: Revolution. You see a female version of Frylock at the end of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Moviefilm for Theatres or whatever it's called. You see Jack and Kyle talking at the end of The Pick of Destiny. Anyway, Maggie says her first word during the credits. It's a pretty sweet first word too.
Old Videos 07/25/07
4:12 PM
I was looking through some old videos on my cell phone and I thought that I should share some of my mischief with you.
6/12/07
Audio Subtitles Erik: Hi. H-How much um-- Ma'am? Yeah. H-How much for you to suck my dick? Asian Lady: What? Erik: How much- Asian Lady: What? Erik: -to like, suck dick? Asian Lady: Suck suck a dick? Erik: You. Asian Lady: Go home. Erik: (Indistict) Asian Lady: Go. Erik: Hello? Asian Lady: Go away!
Massage places in Las Vegas, especially the Asian ones, usually give you a surprise ending at the end of every session, although, we wanted to get down to the nitty gritty.
People like to fuck with the electrical circuitry on Sahara, because the power has gone out twice, within two months, in different areas... Maybe Nevada Power just sucks.
4/28/07
6/19/07
Timsticle 4.0 07/23/07
10:02 PM
This is me rushing again. The site isn't 100% complete but I wanted to launch it anyway. This is my soft-launch. Leave comments and tell me what you think. ;) I'll have wonderful stories for you all to tell your grandchildren within the next couple of days! Stick around.
I Was Under Arrest 07/12/07
2:54 PM
Basically, I wanted to use my step dad's car, but he wouldn't let me, so I figured I'd get permission from my mom. That pissed him off and he went off on me verbally and physically. After he tried choking me, grabbing me, hitting me and locking me out of my house, I had to go to a juvenile detention center for 12 hours because he got an injury from me pushing him. It's a long story. Read more.
Stupid People (Revised)
2:33 PM
I hang out with people I don't like. I don't know why, I figure maybe I can help them out and show them a positive path, but it hasn't been working. Maybe I continue to spend time with them because of how they were when I met them and thought that I'd see that side of them again, but I haven't. I don't think I will, so maybe I should just find new friends.
Take this chick named Carrie, for example. I met her through an acquaintance and we hung out for hours. That night was filled with intellectual conversation and getting to know the positive side of one another. I also learned that going out with some douch bag has really affected her mentally.
It didn't take me long to realize how naive and near-sided she actually is. Her only friends are sharp objects and drugs. She wish she had real ones, but the pushes them away. Apparently, she's scared to get hurt by someone again, but all she's doing is hurting herself. If it weren't for that loser, she probably wouldn't be a kleptomaniac or a pothead. Hopefully, one day, she'll get over it and realize all the wrong she's been doing herself.
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE 07/05/07
12:23 PM
I saw a 2 hour and 24 minute commercial for eBay Transformers on Tuesday. Theatres everywhere
started playing the film at 8:00 PM. I felt like the shit because I was with around 30 people that evening.
Transformers is considered a sci-fi action film, but I believe it should have been categorized as a comedy
because every 5 minutes or less, someone would say a witty comical phrase or make a humorous gesture. It
got old after awhile, but the movie would have been boring without it.
Synopsis (Contains spoilers lol)
Some kid named Sam Witwicky has been trying to sell a pair of glasses on eBay for some time now. It was
worn by one of his ancestors when he discovered a robot (Megatron) in an underground cave. Little did Sam
know, these glasses posssesed a great power.
The Decepticons realize that Sam is selling the glasses on eBay, so they try to steal it from him,. It's
okay though because his car happens to be a Transformer and saves his life.
Not only that, but his Transformer friends, including Optimus Prime, a robot with the brains, a gangsta
robot that does capoeira, and another random robot that gets destroyed, fall from the sky and help Sam
save the world because the Decepticons don't give a shit about the humans and will destroy everything until
they get the glasses, a cube and Megatron, whom is being frozen and kept inside the Hoover Dam!
After some subliminal advertising and product placement for General Motors, Burger King, Apple, Yahoo!,
Nokia XBOX 360 and Mountain Dew and getting a crazy black guy (Anthony Anderson) to hack his way through a
sound file to figure out what's going on, the good Transformers, the secretary of defense and the US Air
Force decide to destroy the Decepticons in the middle of a city filled with traffic and pedestrians.
Sam saves the day, gets the girl and keeps his Transformer Camaro. The end.
Long Day 06/07/07
12:23 PM
Yesterday was an interesting day. First stop was to WalMart to make a spare key for my mom's car since I got my license the
day before. While browsing the store I noticed it was being remodeled. I don't know if it was an upgrade or a downgrade
because they added a pharmacy which was basically a plywood box.
After being told that the face care products were in automotive, my roommate and I noticed these two stripper girls that
we used to go to parties with. After talking for awhile and hanging out for a minute, I did some graphic design work with
my homie Movich and got 33 Best Buy gift cards with $2-$5 bucks on each.
When that was over, I got to see the cast of Ocean's Thirteen at their movie premiere at the Palms. It was pretty great. Then
I went swimming, went to MY BEST FRIEND BEATRIZ'S HOUSE to watch some Aqua Teen Hunger Force and now I'm home. O ya, I got straight hair. lol
