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I've been talking about restaurants a lot lately. It looks like I just sit around, go out to eat, come back, bitch about it, and repeat the process. Lol, thanks for pointing that out, Amber. What can I say, I'm a food critic. All the places I've complained about are on the same street in a half-mile radius. I think it's time to find a new area.
Random Tree
My retarded tree in the middle of June
Me with my retarded tree towards the end of August, IN 3D
Restaurants Hate Me 8/22/10 5:29 AM
It was like 5 minutes after 4 AM when I walked up to the cashier at McDonald's. The bitch mumbled something that sounded like, "hold on," or "just a second," so I watched the bitch go to the back to drink her coffee.
A couple minutes later, another bitch came up and looked at me as if I shouldn't be there, quickly stated that they're closed, and started walking away. I stopped her and was like, "um, well, when are you open then?" and after a quick pause, she replied, "4:30," as if she was making up a time. I said okay, walked around Walmart for a little, and came back at 4:25 to the whole crew just openly sitting in the back, drinking coffee, and not working.
Then I noticed a sign saying that this particular McDonald's now serves breakfast at 4am. At that point I thought, "What the fuck, it's 4:35 already. These Mexican cunts want to sit around and not do their job, so I'll just jack a stack of cookies."
I almost did, but a Walmart employee was approaching. That got McDonald's attention, as a different cashier quickly came up to take his order. Maybe it's because he was also Mexican. Maybe they're just some Mexicans looking out for eachother or something.
Fuck that shit though. I ordered first, ate there, and poured ketchup all over the table, chair and floor before I left. Then, I called McDonald's corporate office and left a nasty message about their racism and not doing their job. Yeah, I'll make a bitch work if she makes me wait, then get her ass fired.
Don't Go Here 8/19/10 8:24 PM
Subway is occasionally acceptable, BUT NOT THE ONE AT 2003 SOUTH DECATUR. First, they didnt have cut up chicken like they normally use for my chicken bacon ranch, so the guy used 2 filets that he apparently couldn't cut.
I didn't care about that, but when I asked the 2nd sandwich artist for jalapenos, he put like 5 on my whole 12-inch. I wanted to ask him, "How the hell am I supposed to enjoy my jalapeno footlong with only a couple bites of jalapeno?" but instead, I apologized and asked for more. I guess very little is their version of a normal, regular amount, because I ended up having the same problem for every condiment I asked for, althought I did get a very generous amount of lettuce. I'd stay away from here, unless you like recession style sandwiches with extra lettuce and less of everything else.
The guy behind the counter in this commercial = me
Random Schmucks
Poor Jeff Dunham, Dinner For Schmucks made him look like an old, creepy loser that plays with puppets (he played himself). He's not a loser though, because creepy puppets made him thirty million dollars one year.
Best Quote Ever
Vincent Van Gogh. Everyone said to him, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you."
Happy Birthday (8 Days Ago) 8/18/10 5:06 PM
On my dad's birthday, I smoked a 2nd generation and played Zelda IRL, in the middle of the night at a park. I ended up getting shot at by sprinklers. Then in the day time, I made easy money doing a print job for someone, I took a friend to buy an SUV, ate at this place called Dad's Grilled Cheese, had more epic smokage, and ended the night with Newcastle at the homies'. It was a great celebration that no one knew about.
