Ugh 06/24/08
3:08 PM
It bothers me how intense I let things get to me, but it's hard to help it.
We were so happy and she decides to totally forget me. Maybe she's trying to give me a reason to forget her, but she was just too good to be true that it's not easy to deal with it.
I just think of it as a cold-hearted move. Whatever, thanks for fucking me over I guess.
I'm A Lightweight 06/21/08
5:11 PM
I was just speaking with my female buddy about how it takes a whole lot for her to get a buzz from alcohol. Last night, she was drinkin Everclear straight.
Friday, the 13th, I drank 4 mixed drinks with regular 40% vodka and I ended up in the passenger seat of my car with vomit in the center console.
I have no idea how I ended up there, but I ended up switching to the driver seat and turned the car on for A/C since it was about 100 degrees outside.
A Henderson police SUV pulled up behind me and woke me up. Apparently it's illegal to sleep in your car, and that if I didn't pass the sobriety test, I could have gone to jail for a DUI since the key's were in the ignition and I was sitting driver.
Before they left, they told me that if my car disappeared in an hour, they would pay me a visit at my house. Basically they were saying sober up 100% before you take your car home.
They suggested I walk 2 miles back and forth to get some McDonald's to help clear my system. In the 100 degree weather? Fuck that.
So I went back into the house I partied at. It was about 8 or 9 AM. When I came in, a few were laying on the floor as I walked in. They were like, "WTF?" as I just walked to the bathroom.
A little while after, the birthday boy came out of a room and we hung out and I left around 10.
So what if I'm a lightweight? That's more alcohol to save for later! I'll just keep an eye on my limit next time so I don't have to take tests from police officers and walk into strangers houses.
An Awkward Day
6:45 AM The Afternoon
My mother side swiped a pole today, fucking up the right side and preventing both doors from opening.
Around Midnight
A regular at the 420 Smoke Shop at the Commercial Center was shot and killed in the vicinity of the place.
After leaving Squiggy's Bar, a man in a truck was skidding back and forth in the parking lot of the 420 Smoke Shop at Valley View resulting in hitting the owner, O's car.
O came out, and the ladies working at the massage place next door were already outside and pointed out the guy in the truck. O waved down a cop that happened to be in the area and the cop stopped the man in the truck.
The man came out with a crowbar. There were a few others from Squiggy's Bar outside regarding another altercation with the man. Around 7 more squad cars and a paramedic pulled up. The cops pulled out their guns and had everyone get on the ground and handcuffed.
Everyone but the man was let free and that concludes my morning.
Hey Perverts 06/20/08
5:24 PM
Check the archive on the top for naked pictures of Miley Cyrus.
This Morning and Yesterday
1:42 PM
I hooked up with Elvis
This was after I was dressed up in a 2XL button up Dickies shirt and a Dale Earnhardt hat at Planet Hollywood in an attempt to disguise myself as an older man so I can get away with gambling. It worked for about 30 minutes until our vouchers were confiscated. :(
This is a video response I created for xIpodTouchGoeroex and MagicKing565 for their so called tutorials on how to put GTA on your iPhone.
This is my 2nd video recorded in a 420 Hookah Lounge bathroom. Speaking of which, I'm working tonight, so come by and enjoy hookah and hot females.
THIEVES 06/11/08
7:04 AM
It's a shame always hearing of things late. I just saw Panic At The Disco's music video for That Green Gentleman, featuring the band riding antique bicycles. Sure, it looks like they're having a good old time riding bikes in a fictitious village with a bunch of little kids dressed up like they don't know what year it is, but I know what they were really doing...
Stealing ideas from same-city-originating rival band, The Killers
Above are The Killers riding funky bikes in their music video for Read My Mind and below are
idea-biting-vaudeville-esque-theme-turned-skiffle-thief-group Panic At The Disco riding bikes in their video released months after The Killer's
You can clearly see Panic At The Disco is trying to hide their thievery by bicycling behind a tree
First, they steal their first album's musical sound from the circus, then their 2nd album's sound from The Beatles and now this?!
What are they going to do next? Make a deal with Nokia for product placement in their next video like Fall Out Boy and The Academy Is... did?
Wait a minute, That Green Gentleman does feature Nokia phones. Thieves. If i wanted to watch a video that featured confusion with the year it takes place, I'd watch a Jared and Jerusha Hess film.
Down Time 06/10/08
11:19 PM
I haven't blogged in a minute. It's just been a bad time for me. I recently drove to California to attend my buddy, Shawny's funeral. He would tell Mike and I how he missed us and wanted to come to Vegas to see all his friends again. He recently picked up Christian faith and began reading the book of Revelations just before he became ill.
He wanted to save himself and become a pastor/minister someday. I believe that now, however, he is in a better place.
Chris Luscombe
4 shootings took place Sunday morning, one of which was a driveby at a park where Chris Luscombe, a Clark High School Graduate I just befriended, was shot and another killed.
He is also a regular at the smoke shop I work at. The owner and I closed the store to attend his candlelight vigil that Sunday night.
50+ people stand outside of the emergency room next to a sign that says 'NO PEDESTRIANS'
As far as I know, him making it was a small percentage, but he did and he is healing.
