Wat It Do 03/31/07
5:54 AM The Comedy Scene
I wanted to wait until I received the video of me doing stand up comedy for the first
time before I updated, but it doesn't seem like I'll be getting that any time soon. I
performed in front of over 30 people and a lot were surprised that it was my first time
doing stand up comedy. Experienced comedians that appear on television and gigs enjoyed
it also.
I have some pictures but the lighting and photographer sucked that night so I won't share
them because it looks like I have pupils for eyes.
I don't have a problem with hanging out with people nearly twice my age. I don't have a
problem with the bartenders that don't ID me either. I'm loving the comic scene.
Extreme Thing
Anybody going today? I know I am. I've never paid to go to Extreme Thing
event before. I've either been paid for working at it or snuck in.
Last year, I entered through the small stage pretending I was a part of some bands
crew on my cell phone talking about speakers and sub woofers. Xyience is sponsoring
Extreme Thing this year and my friend happens to have a lot of Xenergy products so my
friend and I are going to dress up as Xyience vendors with Xenergy cups, novelties and
nick-nacks to get in.
I'mma get some action while Static X performs; just like I did last year when Hoobastank
and Avenged Sevenfold made hundreds of girls flash the audience last year.
Vista 03/26/07
5:54 PM
My homie Joe pointed this out to me. What's wrong with the picture below?
..
Give up?
They're using a MacBook.
Very Tight With Habbo
4:19 PM
I help run a Habbo website owned by two girls, Kelly and Chelsey. When the site name
changed from Habbo Holla to Tight With Habbo, they made me a part of the ownership. Now
as an owner, I think it's okay if I make small adjustments, but when I have, Chelsey
has come up to me asking why I didn't let her know about changes I made to her
website before hand or when I wanted to put my Google AdSense advertisements on
Tight With Habbo, Kelly tells me that she doesn't trust anyone with making money from
her site.
I thought it was our site. How can we all be owners otherwise? That doesn't even
make any sense. If Kelly can't trust me, why did she make me an owner and give me ftp
access? I don't get it.
Kelly and I trusted eachother way back when and we had an account on Habbo where we put
all of our furniture together. She made the bad choice of trusting a guy named Sean with
our furniture and he took it all. I'm broke so I figured money is money and I could have
made a small investment in that like the $600 I've made in the past from selling Habbo furniture.
I also figured that it would be friendly if she let me put my advertisements on her site
to make some extra money. But no. Not me. I can't have that privilege right? I have to
force permission out of her when it's not only her say anyway and I'm an 'owner'. I
even offered to put $50 dollars towards the vBulletin. But no. Instead, she had the
audacity to justify herself with, "but that was a long time ago."
Wow.. That really matters.
My $50 donation would be a LOT more than the 25-75 coins worth of furniture people
would be giving to have their advertisements up on Tight With Habbo. Friends usually
help eachother. I guess that's not how it goes on Habbo Hotel. TIGHT WITH HABBO 4 LYFE!
Car Accident
1:00 PM
I got in a car accident last night. I was walking down the street minding my own business when some mad man decided to ram
into me. Totally uncalled for. It's okay, I was managed to follow him to his place and kill his family.
Today I was listening to some music on MC Chris' MySpace when I noticed
that an Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie is due on April 14th. Can hardly wait for that shet.
I'm going to perform at a comedy show tonight. Wish me luck. ;>
What Makes a Good Saturday? 03/25/07
3:39 PM
The adventure wasn't over yet. When he got home, I went out the back window, hopped a wall and went
to Wendy's. Yeah, there's the adventure.
Anyway, you know what makes a good Saturday night? An orgy. Yeah. Orgies are fun. Especially when they're
with attractive people - except not in the house of a 25-year-old bisexual black republican that caters to
many underage teens every week. Mike and I got kicked out several times because he thinks we stole some
alcohol in a previous party. We kept coming back to toy with the guy because he was under the influence of
ecstasy. It was alright.
The party started to die down when 10 Asian guys came in and they started playing the porno Pirates, so me
and a few friends went to a little chill spot we discovered to hookah and hang out for a bit.
Brother-In-Law 03/24/07
5:14 PM
I had an adventure today. My brother-in-law and my sister came into town last night. They're really cool people,
very helpful and what not, but at times, my brother-in-law Erik can be a real douche.
Today he wanted me to go with him to California. I said no man I have plans and basically him and my sister
forced me. Last time I refused to do go somewhere with him, he threatened to beat the living shit out of me
and he's a pretty built middle-aged almost-40 guy in the military so I don't wanna fuck with that shit.
I had to escape. We were at Thrifty getting a car rental. I was thinking about escaping then but then I'd be
stuck at the airport. We went to WalMart, where my mom works to drop off her car keys, and that's when I made
my getaway. I stormed into the men's clothing section, ran out the opposite entrance and made my way down to
Sam's Club and the 99¢ Only store to camp out for a bit. I went back half an hour later and left home and how
I'm here. My brother-in-law is due back tonight. I'm gonna get in some shit.
Good News 03/21/07
10:11 AM
I guess driving around 17 MPH in a 15 MPH zone is the DMVs hot button or whatever, so
I'll have to wait yet another month before I'm eligible to take another driving test
to get my license. Oh well. I found some amusing stuff at my trip to WalMart today so I'm
good:
Spermed Hotel Pillow anyone?
I just thought the name was funny.
Oh, if you're a Habbo and you wanna see what the old Sulake US staff looks like, you can
check out on your right under archives.
Archived 03/17/07
4:30 PM
I have an idea. I'll update my website with old material. I broke down the months of March-May 2006 into a nutshell and
made a couple pages about it. It talks about Holocrabs, LHHC, Billy and Nessa and lots of other fun and exciting Habbo things! Check it out.
Oh yeah, Happy St. Patrick's Day! I know what I'm doing later tonight.
Fresh Prince Death Metal 03/13/07
7:35 AM
I had to put this up.
Stardust 1958-2006
6:15 AM
I was at the open mic comedy show at Pounders,
which is every Monday night around 8:30 PM, when I heard that the Stardust hotel building was
going to be imploded later that night. The only thing I remember about the Stardust were the cool fountains where the water shot from
one side to another.
Anyway, after a few drinks and a phone call to my friend Adam,
he came down to Pounders, picked me and my roommate Mike up
and went as close as we could to the building.
We decided to get some snacks when Adam discovered a ladder going up to the roof of Walgreens.
Adam and I were managed to sneak up there but Mike wasn't. Walgreens closed and we were
stuck on the roof with redneck 7-11 employees from next door. People were on rooftops all over
the area as well as construction workers on cranes waiting for the show. The streets
were packing up. It was great.
Walgreens employees came up to the roof to watch, but they didn't do anything because they're
not allowed on the roof either and Adam and I were pretending we worked at the 7-11 next door.
The fireworks started at 2:30 AM and the whole thing was over in a few minutes. Clouds of dust
covered the streets in a matter of minutes. We went back down the ladder in Walgreens, went
to the front door and we could hardly see out of the windows.
We were soiled in debris as we left the Las Vegas Strip. The debris covered probably over a 2 mile
diameter. It was like a 9/11 reenactment. I looked like Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future.
Well, after that, Adam and I found Mike exchanging MySpaces with some Minnesota frat boy he got
drunk with before the implosion, we got some Jack in the Box and now I'm here with crappy quality
videos and images. Just click the images to enlarge them.
Videos
· Firework Show Clip
· Firework Show Clip 2
· Firework Countdown
· ImplosionNew Pages 03/12/07
3:26 PM
I know how much all my visitors care about what I plan on doing with my life so I created a page
where my goals, plans, dates and etcetera will go. Also, I have a couple of Habbo 'fan' submitted
images. They're actually pretty interesting. Got something for me to add on? Lemme kno.
BIG FIGHT 03/10/07
4:24 PM
I just got back home from the 'big fight' that was planned out for probably over a month or two.
Several people were supposed to fight one on one for fun, but I was told that everyone but 4
people backed down.
The image on the left is of Paul and some Asian dude in their Capoeira fighting stances and on
the right is Erick putting frozen bacon on his black eye. I was only managed to get two pictures
but if I get the video footage, I'll be sure to post it. ;>
Fan Art
12:22 PM
If you've visited Timsticle.com in the past when it was all Habbo, you might remember some of
the Timsticle pictures Habbos have sent me. Click here if
you'd like to view 'fan' submitted images featuring Proudhelper, Citizen and more! :o
:-< 03/09/07
9:49 PM
It's Friday night and I should be out partying because that's definitely what all the teenagers in Las Vegas do when it's not
a school night. Unfortunately, I have the cold or the flu or something. It's been nearly a week. This imitation Nyquil and
Chloroseptic spray ain't working for me. Fuck it, I'm leaving anyway.
Oh, I completed my 'About' and 'Work' pages. Check 'em out. ;>
No Success
1:24 AM
Where have I been? What have I been up to? Well, I've been job hunting on and off for awhile with no
success. I met a black homosexual republican and a two-faced slut. I have a girlfriend, a roommate, a cold and
I played a game called Katamari Damacy. The object of the game is to roll a ball around the earth and collect things to make
stars and constellations. My life is great right? Full of fun and excitement.
Not the popular Habbo Related Drama/Rant' Website it Used to Be
12:56 AM
Welcome to Timsticle.com. If you're here expecting dramatic Habbo related content, I may
have some old images and articles in my archives section, other than that, you've come to the
wrong place at the moment.
This site is no longer a place for you to view pictures of what 'Habbos' called their 'faces'. This site is now mainly about
me. Why? Because I have too much time on my hands and not much to do with it. This is where I will rant about things in
real life. Not always Habbo. Enjoy!
