Here's Your Update
05/26/07
6:18 AM
(A true story)
Once upon a time, there was a girl that visited a big city. She came out to meet a boy
she really liked. A boy that really liked her back. She thought it was pretty neat in
the big city and was introduced to some new things. A month later, she decided to come
back.
When she came back, she met one of the boy's bestfriends (at the time at least). Two days
after meeting eachother, they fornicate. That kills the thought of the boy liking her and
no longer believes her liking him. The bestfriend hides it which, in turn, ends the
long-term friendship.
The boy is always the last to know what's on her mind. A few libations settles and
weakens this distraught boy and cheers up the girl. After an hour of begging and even
offering to pay, she has her way with the boy.
After returning to her hometown, one who was once known as a sweet innocent girl has
changed into a drunken smoker that stays out after-hours as the boy in the big city
regrets a few choices he made and is very compassionate.
What An Honor
05/17/07
4:06 AM
Got any plans for Friday, June 8th? Better not, BITCH.
Just kidding, but it would be awesome if you'd support What An Honor and the rest of the local indie/pop band scene by
coming to the show. It's only $10 bucks at the door to see:
- Forget McCarran
- Searchlight
- Never*Mind
- Hey Sweetie
and
- What An Honor
University Theatre is located at 4737 S. Maryland Parkway, Las Vegas, Nevada 89117. Tell your buddies to tell their buddies. ;>
Fuck You
05/14/07
11:31 AM
You want to sue me because I voice my opinion? Don't make me shit my pants, because I'm really, really scared. Please
don't do that! I didn't know speaking my mind is wrong and illegal!
Oh, wait a minute... It's not... It's actually the concept of the inherent human right to voice my opinion publicly
without censorship or punishment. What do they call it again? Oh yeah, freedom of speech lol that's right. The first amendment. OH!
If you don't like what I have to say, then you can fuck off. It's as simple as that. You think you can talk all this shit about
me to your friends and I can't express how I feel? None of you scare me with your little 'i'm going to kill you'
threats or 'you'll be hearing from my lawyer.'
Click the above image to see what
Jessica's bitch of a sister had to say
What was that, bitch? Don't make me sue you!!! LOL!
No Party at my House
05/13/07
9:44 AM
My party wasn't much of a success, so Erik and I decided to dress up really fancy and go to Caesar's Palace.
Nothing says fun like dressing up like an Amish man with a dude dressed up as a whore and
walking through a building and walkway passing hundreds and hundreds of people. I guess,
for some reason, this turned some girls on because several wanted to take pictures and lots
wanted to talk and flirt with us.
After the strip, Erik and I went to a popular sports bar called Pounders. They were filming
that night. I'm not sure what for but we got to talk to the owner and got to talk on camera
twice. It was pretty sweet. Especially with all the girls and the 3 big beer pong tables
they had set up.
Friendly in the Neighborhood
4:54 PM
Fuck Palms and their crafty advertising that led to several sold out Spider-Man 3 screenings several hours before they
began. I went to The Orleans. They were playing it in 2 auditoriums at 12:00 AM and 12:10 AM. One was jam packed with
people and the other had 90% less people. That's the one I was in.
We got to see the badass, belligerent side of Peter Parker in this 3rd addition, hitting girls and hitting on girls. We
also learned about how revenge is like a poison and that it could take somebody over. Silly Topher Grace.
If you saw the movie, did you wonder why that old man in the sunglasses told Peter Parker about how one man could make a
difference? That's Stan Lee, the creator of Spider-Man and many other comic book characters.
Ya, watch that shet.
Run, Fatboy, Run
05/01/07
5:51 PM
1/2 of the movie is what I like to call slow and boring but the full plot and story wouldn't have
been set and explained properly otherwise. Their style of speeding things up was pretty cool but
brought out too much throughout the movie, like when Simon Pegg was laying in bed at night one
second and not being in bed in the daytime the next second, or the clips of him moving from
London to Sandford. I can't really explain it but if you watched the movie, hopefully you understand what I'm saying.
Go Simon Pegg. |
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