Perverts
05/15/08
1:56 AM
It has come to my attention that the majority of Timsticle.com visitors have been referred from a porn clip I uploaded to YouPorn.com and for searching "jacking off" in Google images.
The video has received over 2.2 million views. I'd like to thank you perverts for doing what you do and bringing me traffic. It's not much traffic but it is nonetheless. I'll definitely be uploading more porno soon. I'll make sure I watermark that shit.
Those Crazy Mexicans
05/10/08
11:51 PM
Today, I helped my mom clean up around the house. I even took the liberty of making a mexican scarecrow to scare away the INS.
You know it's a Mexican scarecrow, not only because of the sombrero, but the Fubu shirt and the hammer
I was at the San Gennaro Feast for my 3rd night. If you didn't know, it's an Italian food festival and carnival that takes place twice a year at Flamingo and 215.
I've been eating dinner there for the past 3 nights, but tonight, I decided to drift away from the food and check out the other vendor's businesses.
This is a little game called Whack Da Maniac where you pay to shoot paintballs at a little Mexican kid that wears special paintball armor underneath a thick, padded, vinyl jacket and pants with a helmet while he runs around behind several objects and covers himself with a piece of wood, so this kid is shielded ridiculously well.
At first, I thought this was a bad idea, but then I realized, I approve of immigration, so this is great practice, althought, the name of the game should be changed to something more blunt.
There we go
After I checked the game out, I came across a miracle bucket of water and dirt that magically drains the toxins and negativities in your body when you put your feet in it.
So if you have a headache and cancer, that's what you gotta do.
Stoners and Art
05/05/08
4:43 PM
I haven't been up to much lately, just swimming, doing computer work and the usual hanging out. There's some drama going on right now but I'll talk about that another time.
Gas prices are a bitch but when I saw this, I figured it's even a bigger bitch for smokers.
I get bored a lot and when I get bored, I try to do something artsy, so I took a picture with my phone taking a picture of my phone taking a picture of a soda cup.
Oh yeah, today is the fifth of May. I don't think I'm doing anything fancy though. :( Well, bye everyone. |
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