So Mike fell asleep again. We had nowhere to put the XBOX controllers so we turned him into the holder for them.
This is what's gonna happen next time. Not by me of course.
My nephew fell asleep too. I figured out how he gets sound asleep at night.
Superbowl XLII 02/03/08
3:23 PM
Jordin Sparks was totally lip-syncing The Star-Spangled Banner. Lulz.
Movies 02/01/08
2:06 AM
Since Meet the Spartans is considered a "Movie" movie (like Date Movie or Epic Movie), I already knew it wasn't going to be very appealing, as the two writers for the Movie films aren't very good ones. If only they written clever dialogue rather than the stupid jokes that only a child would find funny if they knew the reference, than they'd have a fan base that consisted of more than putzes.
As for Cloverfield, it didn't give me a headache like others have said it would. I liked the idea of the great quality home video/camcorder documentary but the story wasn't very understandable. Maybe their sequel will help.
Ugh 01/26/08
6:58 PM
Someone I know recently posted a blog saying how much they were maturing and how independent they're getting, but I didn't know that maturing and being independent involved relying on rides from friends and underage drinking and partying.
I can't believe I'm still on about her. I just figured I had a chance to make it 'right' because she gave me that idea.
How? Well, a few days after she broke up with me on Christmas, she told me that she missed me and wanted me over, so I came over and we did our little routine. Afterwards, her attitude totally changed and said, "we're gonna be best friends! Goodbye!"
Yeah, she fucked with my head. That's really what I needed. She didn't want to open up because she was afraid of getting hurt, but I opened up and I ended up getting hurt and messed with. Good job.
I don't mean to sound rude or arrogant like you say you are now, but you don't know what you're missing.
Lol 01/25/08
6:58 PM Jordan, Josh and I dressed up as Arabian Spies and lurked around my backyard and his room to try and scare Mike while he was sleeping. After that we set up a trap on my step dad's car. Being mischievous is fun, but I miss the good old days with the old crew I used to cause it with. Too bad they're too busy with their car and girlfriend though.
Crash 01/20/08
12:38 PM
Last night was pretty topsy-turvy. I supported Doug Reed's comedy show last night at Pounder's Sports Lounge featuring Yoshi and Scott Bennett. I had plenty of good laughs but from there, the night went downhill.
After In-N-Out, my 3 passengers and I decided to head to a little party. As I was heading south on Jones passing Tropicana in the left lane, the driver of a truck that was in the middle lane right next to me decided to attempt getting in my lane. When the front left side of her car crashed into my front right side, she busted my headlight, fender, tire, rim and axle. I stopped and her truck was facing east. I don't know if this was an attempt to make a getaway, but she started driving northbound on Jones but didn't go far, as her left axle was destroyed along with the rim and tire and her front bumper was on the ground behind my car.
Jordan, Penny and I rushed towards the truck to see if the lady was alright and police approached the scene very quickly. The impact hurt my chest for a moment. Penny seemed fine. Mike walked to the sidewalk, as he was in pain and still is now. Jordan is also in pain.
Both of the cars were towed, as they were not drivable. Now I'm sitting here without a car. Ne1 wanna pik me up? I think it's kinda ironic how my friend was in the accident and right now he's playing a game where the object is to crash into cars. ;(
Ni-ni Ni Ni Na-Nick Nick Nick.. Nickelodeon 01/17/08
12:38 PM
Besides not working or going to school? Well I've been doing errands for my sister for the past couple of months which gets me by. I've been exercising and being a cleaner person (I vacuumed my room yesterday [I never vacuum at all] lolz}.
I got nothing to say, it's just been awhile. All I've been doing lately is crying on my blog so I'll change that. Look at this. Drake and Josh is nothing compared to Kenan and Kel. In fact, Drake and Josh is nothing compared to nothing. The shows cancellation was a great idea because now I don't have to put up with new episodes of the unfunny duo my nephew watches on television.
My childhood days were when Nickelodeon was golden. It was back when studio in Orlando, Florida was still open. I used to listen to Face while he hosted Nick Jr. Doug, Rocco's Modern Life, Rugrats, Two Angry Beavers, CatDog and Eureka's Castle were daily after-school events. Snick provided me with much entertainment with shows like Are You Afraid of the Dark? and All That!, and I got to watch kids run around a hidden temple. That was always pretty interesting. I've always wanted to run around in a hidden temple.
Now it's filled with shows about gluttonous brothers that play video games and get in trouble all the time. Nickelodeon now poisons our youth. :'(
Have a Little Fun 01/04/08
4:51 AM
I pull shinanigans all the time. This time, I thought it would be funny to prank some friends this time, and it was, but not to them. A friend has a power box outside his apartment that shuts off the power to his house, so I did that, and the 5 people that were there took it to the heart. :(
A friend got caught so I went back for him and got confronted. "We don't go to your house and shut off your power," is what they said to me. People don't dress up like idiots and harass us but we do it anyway. Big deal. I didn't mean to interrupt Stan's important Need for Speed game, Josh's video game on the computer or Erik's slumber.
Apparently, I was named an immature brat and that I should grow up and act my age, like them. Well, I'd rather pull pranks than approaching people with crow bars, acting like a homosexual or playing Diablo II.
Shet 01/03/08
5:09 AM
So this is the new year and I don't feel any different. I don't believe in new year resolutions - I just set goals for myself. The problem is that I'm not really following them.
I've been wanting to make exercising a habit for months and that never happened. I haven't smoked for probably 24 hours, I don't know how long that's gonna last. I'm still unemployed because I guess I'm not good enough for these crappy jobs I've applied for. I don't have enough motivation to make a better effort because I'm too lazy and I procrastinate all the time.
I think back towards the end of October. Everything was great. I had a job, I was going to school regularly and I was in a happy relationship. My new goal is to get that back.
Greatest Bad Week Ever 12/23/07
4:40 PM
The past week I've been indulging in various activities that kind of helped relieve the stress I'm going through. Tuesday, a few friends and I started a bond fire in the mountains. Two days later, a couple of them and I went back in the day time to go shooting. Friday, I had some friends over and drank the night away. Saturday, a rave party and back to my house again.
Sure, the week was really fun, but none of that could have fixed the teenage drama I'm going through. There's a girl I thought I was falling for. When I met her, I thought she was the nicest girl I've met at Clark High School. Very outgoing and wonderful company. I've never been so happy just being around her, although, I never thought it would end up like this.
All the love, smiles and signs of affection went away fast, as my life went downhill once again. I guess the thought of real commitment can be a scary thing, as well as getting hurt. That's a risk I was willing to take, although, she's never been in this position and wasn't ready, which is understandable, but the thought of falling for me scared her so much that she thought she could get through this by "holding back."
By holding back, she meant not opening up to me because she's afraid of possible negative consequences. The way I saw "holding back" was treating me like a stranger. I saw no signs of care or even little friendship. I understand she's going through a lot right now, but no one deserves to be unhappy during the holidays.
I wish I could help it.
Takin' Care of Business 12/10/07
5:42 PM Friday Night
Mike just won't stop passing out.
Sunday Night
It's a crappy quality video of a friend hitting a wall of cardboard boxes.
A couple weeks ago
Here's another picture of the dress up night with Me, Stan and Sean.
My Couple of Weeks 12/06/07
7:29 AM We Beat Wal*Mart
Today I wanted to try the patience of Wal*Mart associates that think they're security officers. Around 3 AM, Stan, Sean and I went to Wal*Mart to mess around. We found the 2-wheeled Rip Stick boards and rode them around the store.
A lady on the intercom said not to ride it, so we figured we should try to get it out of the store, so Stan took a Wal*Mart smiley face sticker to put on the Rip Stick to make the associates think we brought it in.
As soon as I put it on, the lady rang on the intercom for security to scan where we were and where we were going so I ditched the Rip Stick, we split up and then all met up at the milk, which is where "security" stopped us and had us leave.
We left to my house to get long haired wigs and baseball caps to put on and went back as red necks. We walked around the whole store and grabbed some stuff. As we were approaching the cash registers, 4 Wal*Mart associates surrounded us and forcefully grabbed the items and pushed us out.
It was 6 AM when Sean and I went back without our coats and messy hair. We finally bought the products and taunted them.
We Win.
Happy Birthday Again Dhiego
The party at Luxor last Friday was awesome. :)
Guitar Hero Tournament
Last Thursday I participated in the Guitar Hero Tournament in the Hot Topic at Meadows Mall. I ranked 7th place after 2 groups and 11th after the 3rd. I like to think of it as being 1st twice. Teehee
Selling Hookers on the Strip
Later that night me and a few friends got together in costume to taunt tourists and try to make some money.
Mike played the gay bunny rabbit, Malachi was the dirty Mexican which Stan took over when he had to go home, I was a pimp, Sean was a whore with a fur vest and a skirt and Josh was just there. You should hang out with us some time, we're crazy people.
Crazy Mexican Kids 11/15/07
10:40 PM
I can't wait until I become so big that I can making the kind of faces you make at 3-year-olds to make them giggle, inhale markers and drink Corona while autographing shoes and flyers. That's what I witnessed when I was chillin' 5 feet away from Brendan Urie at the grand opening of Guitar Center on Las Vegas Boulevard, in Town Center next to Fry's Electronics.
I don't know the name of the first band that performed, but it consisted of 4 guys that look like they're in their mid-twenties and then there's this one Mexican looking kid with long hair that kept stealing the spotlight and made ridiculous poses while whammying on his guitar.
I didn't feel like staying. I guess I wasn't in the mood, so I missed the bands I came for. Oh well, I got free stickers. You can see me with a mime on my MySpace. Yay.
False Alarm 11/13/07
7:06 PM
You all don't have to worry anymore. Calm down, because I found my Zune in a drawer in my room. Very weird. I don't recall putting it in there.
Maybe it's supernatural because my dad is in the room. :) I lost my wallet and found it in that same drawer a few weeks ago. Pretty interesting
The Frontier
It was the smallest hotel and casino on the Strip. I heard they served good food, but I never got the chance to check it out. :( Oh well, at least my clothes and hair were blessed with the dust clouds of asbestos that was embedded within the walls of the building after it had imploded. I was right across the street from the event, along with hundreds of other people. My photographic friend, Adam, took some sweet pictures of the firework show, I'll get them up soon.
I was with him for the Stardust implosion also and wrote a little thing about it here.
The Day Before
I'm not sure if I should continue having Mike tag along because all he does is sleep.
I'm Legal Now. Watch Out Little Girls >:> 11/11/07
12:35 PM Last Night...
I had three rooms dimly lit with black lights. The main chilling and dancing area had a bar with speakers in it and strobing lights. If I had computer speakers that worked, we would have had Guitar Hero 3 projected on the wall. The people that came in the beginning came for me. The rest I didn't know came for the booze and chicks. They were all willing to pitch in for more fun though, so it was fine.
What wasn't fine is that I lost my 30 GB Zune from my pocket. I wasn't that bummed out because my roommate gave me a 60 GB iPod, but then I realized it doesn't work, so then I was mad. I got some other gifts. Some money and a Smiley face neon lamp. Eh.
Earlier That Day...
I had a cheap and delicious luncheon with some of my family at Buffet @ Asia. According to everyone, I'm going to be getting late gifts. I bet they're going to be considered gifts for my birthday AND Christmas. :(
The Night Before...
Sean, Mike, Josh and I were at the Devil's Playground smoke shop, where I legally purchased my first pack of cigarettes. There were a lot of people there chilling and smoking tobacco molasses from hookahs. It was pretty great. As you can see in the picture below, Mike had so much fun. He ended up falling asleep jacking off to the Target toys catalog.
Check it out and tell your friends. Muahaha
Halloween 11/01/07
2:44 PM
After saying, "hello," "very nice meet you," and "sexy time," hundreds of times. It got a little difficult to stay in character and was also annoying being dressed up as Borat, but I stuck to it, like Sean said, so I'm EPIC.
I got mad though. There were several Asian chicks taking pictures so I came behind them and asked, "can I take a photo with you Hirajuku women?" and they all dogged me. I figured that if they can be apart of friendly community service with Key Club, that they could at least patronize me.
I took a lot of pictures with people and I don't think I'm gonna have any of them. It would've been nice to have a picture of me as Borat, because people say I looked just like him. If you find a picture of me as Borat somewhere on MySpace, let me know! :)
Update: I was managed to get a picture from my teacher. I want more of the 100 I took that day though.
My initial goal was to costume party hop and get wasted but instead, I just went to my girlfriends house. Aw.
November 10th
Ya I'm gonna be an adult soon. I won't be able to get away with some things, but at least I can vote and stay out after curfew yes?
Jordan, Josh and I dressed up as Arabian Spies and lurked around my backyard and his room to try and scare Mike while he was sleeping. After that we set up a trap on my step dad's car. Being mischievous is fun, but I miss the good old days with the old crew I used to cause it with. Too bad they're too busy with their car and girlfriend though.
After In-N-Out, my 3 passengers and I decided to head to a little party. As I was heading south on Jones passing Tropicana in the left lane, the driver of a truck that was in the middle lane right next to me decided to attempt getting in my lane. When the front left side of her car crashed into my front right side, she busted my headlight, fender, tire, rim and axle. I stopped and her truck was facing east. I don't know if this was an attempt to make a getaway, but she started driving northbound on Jones but didn't go far, as her left axle was destroyed along with the rim and tire and her front bumper was on the ground behind my car.
Last Thursday I participated in the Guitar Hero Tournament in the Hot Topic at Meadows Mall. I ranked 7th place after 2 groups and 11th after the 3rd. I like to think of it as being 1st twice. Teehee
I can't wait until I become so big that I can making the kind of faces you make at 3-year-olds to make them giggle, inhale markers and drink Corona while autographing shoes and flyers. That's what I witnessed when I was chillin' 5 feet away from Brendan Urie at the grand opening of Guitar Center on Las Vegas Boulevard, in Town Center next to Fry's Electronics.
After saying, "hello," "very nice meet you," and "sexy time," hundreds of times. It got a little difficult to stay in character and was also annoying being dressed up as Borat, but I stuck to it, like Sean said, so I'm EPIC.
